I just read a tabloid article that claimed that, a mere five days after her royal wedding, Kate Middleton announced she was pregnant. The report went on to say that a pregnancy test, performed by the royal gynecologist at the queen's behest, ensured that Kate was not pregnant on her wedding day.
The report is most likely false, but it raises a bunch of interesting questions for me, not the least of which is: royal gynecologist - seriously????